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Inā loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoalauna e like me kēlā e noho ana i loko o koʻu keʻena, e hāʻawi pū wau iā ia i kēlā me kēia lā. A kono aku au i koʻu mau hoaaloha e hoʻokamakama iā ia. He ʻiʻo maikaʻi kāna e huki ʻia ai koʻu alelo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano moa, no laila ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo e hohola i kona mau wāwae. ʻAʻole au e kāhāhā inā paha he cum i loko o kona waha - makemake nā kaikamāhine e hoʻohana ʻia e like me nā bitches. He kakahiaka maikaʻi kēlā!
He ʻelemakule a momona ka lede, ʻo kona ʻuʻu pū kekahi. Akā, no kēlā mau mea a pau, makemake wau e hoʻolimalima manawa me ia, he nani loa ʻo ia. ʻO wau iho, ʻaʻole wau e hele i lalo i kāna mau ʻū. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻopaʻa liʻiliʻi iā ia i ka waha ma ka hope a me ka ʻai like. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ke hana ka wahine iā ʻoe me kona mau lehelehe no kekahi mau minuke ma hope o kou ʻai ʻana. ʻO ka leʻaleʻa e puka wale mai kou mau maka!
ʻAʻole mai ʻaneʻi ke kāne. E hoʻololi iā ia me ke kanaka maʻamau, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. Snot, ʻaʻole makemake iā lākou.