ʻOiaʻiʻo, he mea hōʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻAʻohe mea e hōʻole i kēlā ʻano hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i ka mokomoko, e ʻike i ke ʻano o kona ʻū ʻana ʻana i kāna kī nui, a me he mea lā e leʻaleʻa pū ana ʻo ia. Ma keʻano laulā, manaʻo wau he mea maʻamau ia no lākou i kēia manawa, no ka mea, ʻaʻole paha lākou e kū i nā manaʻo i loaʻa, makemake lākou i nā mea hou aʻe, a ma laila a ʻoi aku ka nui, pono mākou e nānā.
E hoʻokuʻu aku au i kaʻu wahine e hoʻopaʻa ʻia. No ka hoʻomaopopo wale ʻana he uʻi ʻo ia. Ke kali wale nei kēlā me kēia moa. ʻAʻole manaʻo kēlā blonde i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻana. ʻAʻole ʻo kāna kāne kēlā ʻīlio me ke kaula hao, ʻoiaʻiʻo. A ʻo ka hubby, ʻo ia ka mea nona ka moa, hoʻopaʻa ʻole iā ia me ka mālama ʻole.
He kanaka haʻuki ʻoniʻoni maoli kēia, ʻala ʻo ia e like me ka moekolohe. E nānā i nā mea e hiki ai i nā kāne ke hana i nā hale haʻuki, no laila, mai hoʻokuʻu i kāu wahine e hele nui i ka hale haʻuki. E hoʻopau lākou i kā lākou puʻu. He mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa maikaʻi kēlā, e hana nui ʻo ia i nā poses.
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!