He mea hoʻowalewale maikaʻi, inā ʻoe e wili i kēlā ʻano pale pale ma ka puka o ka hale hoʻokamakama, ʻaʻohe hapa o nā mea kūʻai aku. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu ka lede iā ia iho, akā hōʻike wale i kona kino a me kona ʻano. Ma ke ala, he ʻehā wale nō ke kino, akā maikaʻi ka ʻōpū!
Ua ʻike lākou i ka hana ʻana i ke ʻano o ia mau moa maʻalahi - ʻāwīwī lākou, lick, omo pōpō. A laila e hoʻokuʻu lākou iā ia i loko o ka asshole. A makemake ʻoe e hoʻopaʻa iā ia a kāhea aku i kāu mau hoaaloha. No ka mea ma hope e lilo ʻo ia i uʻi. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hana ʻana iā ia pēlā ma mua o ka hele ʻana me ka ʻae ʻole. ʻAʻole hilahila ʻo ia i ka pahupaʻikiʻi - akā naʻe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona hele ʻana i mua o ka pahu i mea e ʻike maikaʻi ʻia ai kāna ʻā.
He nani loa koʻu makuahine a ua loaʻa iaʻu ia no ka moe kolohe, ʻo ia ke ʻano nui ma kahi moe.