Ke noʻonoʻo nei he ʻaneʻane like nā makahiki o ka makua kāne a me ke kaikamahine, ʻaʻohe oʻu ʻike i kekahi mea hilahila a kāhāhā paha. Ma hope a ma hope paha, i ka wā e haʻalele ai ka wahine, ʻo ke kaikamahine kupapaʻu ponoʻī e koi i kēia hana. ʻO ka mea i ʻike maoli ʻia i ka wā o ke wikiō. Hōʻike koke aʻela ke kaikamahine hānai i kona mau umauma me ka noʻonoʻo ʻole. Makemake ʻo ia i kona lauoho pili - i ka wā o ke ʻano no nā pubes ʻōlohelohe, ʻo ia mau hōʻike e hoʻonui i ka makemake!
Pono kēlā me kēia kaikamahine i ka poʻe e mahalo i kona nani, e nānā iā ia e like me ka pipi, e hoʻohana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Akā, ʻo ka hū ʻana ma hope ona a i ʻole ka hahau ʻana i ka muffin he mea hōʻino i kona ʻano wahine. No laila, hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi negro me kahi phallus nui. ʻO ka mua, e hoʻi hou i kāna keikikāne no ka hōʻole ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka lua, e hoʻokuʻu i ke kāne ʻē aʻe me kāna pume. Manaʻo ʻoe ua minamina lākou no ka hohola ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae? ʻAe, pono nā kaikamāhine i nā ʻano like ʻole - a ʻo ka luuluu ka mea e ʻelemakule ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻōpio ka mea nui loa iā lākou!
Nui ka leʻaleʻa o ke kāne, nani a makemake nui i ka moekolohe. E like me kā lākou ʻōlelo ʻana i kā mākou ʻōlelo ʻōlelo kaulana: "Inā e hana ʻoe iaʻu e like me ke kanaka, a laila pono ʻoe e hana mai iaʻu me kou puʻuwai a pau! Koe naʻe ʻo ia i hoʻopaʻa ai iā ia i ka waha me ka moa ʻeleʻele nui, ua paʻakikī iki. akā ʻaʻole - no ka leʻaleʻa wale nō!