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He kumuhana momona nā kauka a me kā lākou poʻe maʻi, ʻoiai inā loaʻa i ke kauka ka penis e like me ka nui o ka ʻōpeʻa maikaʻi, a ʻo ka mea maʻi me he mea lā ua haʻalele ʻo ia i ka catwalk hoʻohālike. Maikaʻi nō hoʻi kā lākou noʻonoʻo, ʻaʻole lākou i kaupalena iā lākou iho i ko lākou makemake. Eia nō naʻe, ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka moe maikaʻi ʻelua i ka manawa lōʻihi, no laila e hoʻomake nui lākou i kekahi i kekahi. Akā i kēia manawa e loaʻa iā lākou kahi mea e hoʻomanaʻo ai!
ʻOi aku ka maʻalahi o nā haumāna wahine e pili ana i nā hoʻokolohua. ʻAʻole hiki i nā kumu wahine ke hoʻohana i nā haumāna kāne no ke kumu hoʻokahi, akā ʻaʻole naʻaupō nā kumu kāne. He maikaʻi nā kaikamahine, ʻike lākou i ka mea a lākou e makemake ai e hoʻokō i ke ola a hahai i kēia mau pahuhopu, ʻoiai nā pāpā a me ka manaʻo o ka lehulehu. Ua noʻonoʻo wau inā ua koho wau i kahi ʻoihana ʻē aʻe...
Eia ka hai pololei. ʻO wai o ʻoukou e hiki ke kūʻē inā makemake koke kekahi hoa hana ʻōpio (ʻo ka ʻōmaʻomaʻo a i ʻole ka ʻulaʻula) i ka moekolohe (ua ʻeha ʻo ia, ʻaʻole hiki ke pale aku) a hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hoʻopilikia iā ʻoe. ʻAʻohe mea i loko o ke keʻena koe wale nō, a ʻaʻole ʻoe manaʻo e paʻi iā ia, a i ʻole "
Hele [bleep]